Movie Review: pk

Pk has distinct Rajkumar Hirani signature – use of sweet satire. It is an art he excels in as evidenced by all his movies such as Munnabhai and 3 idiots. His characters always have unfortunately funny names (Remember Phunsukh Wangdu or Circuit). Now, we have Pk and Jaggu (Anushka) – you’ll need to watch the movie to find out her real name tho. And these characters are most loving iconoclasts you’ll ever come across.

The movie is about an alien, Pk, who literally arrives naked on mother earth on his spaceship. However, the remote of his spaceship is promptly stolen by being of earth and hereby he is left stranded on this planet (gola, as he calls it) without a way to return home. Thus, begins his exploration of seemingly weird customs of earth to get back his remote. He learns to steal clothes and money from a ‘dancing car’ (you’ll have to find that out for yourself :giggles:) , check-in Dilli thanas for shelter and then he hears that all answer to his problems lie with someone called Bhagwan  – only one who could help him. So starts his quest for God. He is baffled by customs of different religions and sure enough is soundly thrashed by all of them. Eventually, he realises, there are many Gods, and each has established a ‘company’ of its own. They are all managed by different managers who have created conflicting, confusing rules.

Enter, Anushka err Jaggu whose superstitious family devoutly prostrates before a rich, Hindu guru, Tapasvi, played by roly-poly Saurabh Shukla. Between Jaggu, Pk and Tapasvi, when they meet, it is only your guess what capers will take place.

Hirani has once again questioned social norms, this time religion and also how we value Gandhi. (I love that scene.) Atheists are complaining that why was he not brave enough to question the existence of God, but I think he was questioning only religion and not the existence of God. His mettle lies in being able to mock all religions with love. 🙂

Times I Felt Like a Helpless Citizen

There are times when we all feel helpless in our personal and public roles in life. I felt acutely helpless when I came across these three recent phenomena.

The first incident that I am going to talk about is perhaps one that evoked nationwide fury and helplessness. Yes, you guessed it right—the increased OBC reservations quota that HRD Minister Arjun Singh proudly imposed on the reputed institutions of higher learning. Students from institutions like AIIMS and DU made huge protests and government did its best to rein in the protesters.

The media images of the protest, forwarded through various chain mails, seemed to be coming straight out of a current popular youth movie, Rang De Basanti. Remember the minister in Rang De Basanti who ordered beating of the protesters who were having a peaceful candle vigil at India Gate.

 Media Images of Reservation Protests

27% reservations for OBC in higher institutions! Why do they not try to get OBCs in primary schools, there are millions of them who do not ever get to see the inside of a school. Why not start from the beginning such as primary education if the idea is to make education available to poorer and backward sections of the society? Why do they have to compromise on merit by denying opportunity to meritorious by offering coveted admissions in institutes like IIT or AIIMS based on caste? Why do reservations need to be caste based and not for economically backward and below poverty line (BPL) classes? Are not poor people from so-called upper castes like Brahmins, Baniyas, and Kshtriyas entitled to education? Questions that government refused to consider.

No PIL or RTI could work, as we silently we watched a democratic government dictatorially politicize education in the name of caste, there was nothing I, like other protesters, could do or say to stop it.

The second time I felt helpless was when sex education was banned in Mahrashtra on grounds that it corrupted young minds. I remember a dialogue from Subhash Ghai’s movie Pardes, where actor Apoorva Agnihotri concludes that Indians are biggest hypocrites. Everywhere there are separate queues for men and women. Too much segregation of sexes, stifling rhetoric about culture, yet this is country with a billion population, second highest in the world. Quite correct, Mr. Ghai! Young are experimenting with sex every day, the more you repress, and more inquisitive they get.

Look at the rate adolescent pregnancies and abortions are rising. AIDS and other STD menace are always looming over unsafe sex. But our government can not see this. Perhaps those sex education teacher manuals were bit explicit for sixth graders. But they were teacher’s manual, for heaven’s sake! If book was the problem, then government could have taken pains to hire instruction designers to create educational yet discreet textbooks/training programs for the young yet impressionable minds. Rather the state governments chose to adopt a regressive policy on sex education on the pretext of preventing young minds from corruption.

A look at MSNBC news headline made me cringe—“6 states in India ban sex ed to preserve culture.” Google your way and you can find more such headlines in the international media.

The third occasion when I cringed yet again was when the Jagnanath temple priests made a hue and cry about the entry of Paul Rodgier, a 55-year-old American Christian. The act seemed to defile the temple premises as the priest threw out the food they had prepared as offering to the goddess and temple “shudhikaran” was ordered. Think of the number of stomachs that such quantity of food could have filled. When it is religion that is being talked about, who would then think of minor things like hunger? Certainly not those pot-bellied priests who were enjoying their reign in illustrious temples of the country.

Poor American fellow was made to pay a fine of Rs. 209/- when he said he was unaware of such rules. I felt that I should personally go and apologize to Paul Rodgier. But it was not the first time this had happened. Thailand’s Crown Princess Sirindhorn, another American who had converted to Hinduism, and our own Indira Gandhi have been denied entry in the past. Shame on a religion that prevents mankind to connect with Gods.

There was another personal occasion when I was again helpless and enraged. It was when orkut was blocked in my organization. To be fair, my organization has flexible policies that have never infringed on an employee’s rights. Considering that we spent so much of our time working in our office, it made sense to take care of my banking, shopping, and traveling needs online. Because most of the banks, shops, or travel agents were gone by the time I reached home. I wonder how it would have been possible if I worked in organizations where all personal mails, calls, and other web sites were restricted or frowned upon.

As a responsible employee, I have never let my personal needs come in way of my work. Then why should work come in way of my personal needs. I think my organization understood this. Which is why I was more hurt and baffled to find that orkut was blocked because they believed some employees wasted their time orkuting! Scrapping sure didn’t stop me finishing my work on time, then why block it! Of course, several resourceful employees used alternate proxies or URLs to access orkut and the systems guys dutifully tracked and blocked those.

I was saddened at this cat and mouse game between the employees and systems guys. I thought as if my commitment to work was questioned. I was hurt. Not to mention that fact I never had time to browse through orkut to reunite with those school buddies whom orkut had discovered for me.

I worked helplessly till the hurt was forgotten. Yet it is milder hurt in contrast to my helplessness as an Indian citizen.

We Need a BIG Change—Religion

I am back after a long break. As promised, this post is about religion. Most Indians are very sensitive about religion. This sensitivity to one’s religion is common considering several religions with radical viewpoints co-exist in our country.

Being of a religion is not as much a problem, as it is to convert your religion. It has often invited trouble, as many innocents would realize hard way.

Conversion of religion is no longer uncommon in India. Attempts to formulate a law to stop the conversions are a common scenario in any Indian state. It happened recently under a ‘secular’ Congress state government of Himachal Pradesh.

Though the reasons for religion conversions can be varied. There are some who do it to garner hype. Remember writer Kamala Das (sadly at this point of time I am unable to remember any of her books and poems, all I remember is some flippant columns written by her for newspapers), she converted to Islam with pomp and show when she acquired a Muslim lover. (Sadly, this lover spurned her later, and Kamala Das was back to denounce Islam. I am not aware of her current religious status.)

Dalits and other so-called ‘lower’ caste citizens who are ill-treated by so-called ‘higher’ caste Hindus convert to Christianity and Islam all the time.

There is a third category as well—young couples whose love transcends the boundaries of religions. It is this third category that sparked off this post.

Anticipating the opposition from their families and societies, these young couples from different religions often elope, convert, and marry. There is not much that they can do there. A Hindu marriage requires the two individuals intending to marry to be Hindus. Nikah happens only between two Muslims. There is a Special Marriages Act for people who marry across religions. But it requires a long bureaucratic process that requires a month’s notice wherein the danger of anyone objecting their marriage can not be ruled out.

Such a love story took the nation by storm this month, courtesy our news media of course. Priyanka and Umer became talk of the nation. It seems Umer, a muslim boy, converted to Hinduism (rechristened to Umesh after conversion) to marry a Sindhi girl in MP. People in their no-so-modern neighborhood were outraged. So much that the local police detained Umer’s brother for inexplicable reasons. It seems Umer’s other brothers have also married Hindu girls who willingly converted to Islam.

RSS, or was it Bajrang Dal created agitations over the issue. They alleged conspiracy and argues why couldn’t Umer’s father accept his son’s conversions and accept his Hindu daughter-in-law when he already has two daughter-in-laws who converted to Islam after wedding. RSS and Bajrang Dal called a band and floated a new organization called Hindu Kanya Suraksha Samiti to protect Hindu girls from being preyed by guys of other religions.

New diktat for women comparable to those in Taliban’s have been announced that prevent them from using mobile phones, wearing scarves (Muslim women wear scarves, you see) or riding two wheelers. Hmm, Hindu culture is being well defended.

One day, it could be you or me. If one day I decide to elope or marry outside my religion, my personal matter (at best, I may call it my family matter) may any day become the talk of the nation, a political issue with vested interests of the bigots.